Darth Vader has always been a treasure-trove of useful one-liners:
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
“If you only knew the power of the dark side!”
Both of these are useful in so many different situation!
What is that from?
Jaws, when Brody’s ladeling chum into the water and the shark suddenly rears up at him.
In my life, The Princess Bride is a trove of quotable lines. My sister and I run through the entire rhyming exchange between Fezzik and Inigo pretty regularly, and there are a slew of throwaway lines that are good for various purposes.
Jaws, when Sheriff Brody gets his first look at ol’ toothy.
in the meantime, dream of very large women…
Cheers.
Sorry, I should have credited Jaws with the line “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” It is a great line to use when you realize that the job you have to do is much bigger than you had expected that it would be, and you are completely unprepared.
and speaking of the Princess Bride, one that we use when people are leaving to go somewhere is:
“Have fun storming the castle!”
I work in a restaraunt.
“I’d like some taters, please.”
“What’s taters, precious?”
“PO-TA-TOES!”
Makes my day, it does.
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.” -Blues Brothers
“You mind if we dance wif yo dates?” -Animal House
“I don’t need anything else… I need this.” -The Jerk
“That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!” -The Mask
“There is no spoon” -The Matrix
“It was the one-armed man!” -The Fugitive
OK, I’ll stop now…
My favorite one to use (when faced with a braindead ignorant ass) is actually a corrupted quote…
“The Force is weak in this one”
“What’s that watermelon doing here?” - Buckaroo Bonzai (used to point out something extraneous or useless)
“Use enough dynamite there, Butch?” - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (used whenever anyone screws something up.)
There are others…I can’t imagine going through the day without using movie quotes.
You keep nasty chips!!
(LOTR)
Claude Raines from Casablanca (altered to the situation, of course…)
I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find that you’re out of the advertised special…
MST3K Action Pants!
I like to use Yoda-isms with the wife & kids:
Wife: We don’t have the money…
Me: <sigh> Always with you what can not be done.
Kids: Ok, I’ll try (to do my homework, eat my cereal, clean my room, whatever)
Me: No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
And the ever-quotable C. Montgumery Burns:
Excellent. (Said like “EEEeeeck - sellent”)
Release the hounds (when you want some one to go away)
Smithers - massage my brain!
Some that always seem to resurface in conversations with Mrs. ManJoe include:
Where the white women at? - Blazing Saddles
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies… - Jaws
I’ll not even begin to discuss the 4 years or so of mileage I got out of Aliens.
MeanJoe
Speaking of Yoda…
“Anger, Fear, Aggression - the dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.”
Thanks for reminding me, MeanJoe - how could I have forgotten “Excuse me while I whip this out.” from Blazing Saddles.
Spinal Tap, of course;
“These go to eleven” Whenever you get a dumb look from someone
“There’s a fine line between stupid & clever” whenver someone says/does something stupid.
Way too many for my own good, but off the top of my head:
“Use enough dynamite there, Butch?” quite often as Uvula Donor mentioned, but I try to save it for when someone makes a bad situation worse with overkill.
“That’s some catch that Catch-22!” from the book and movie, whenever I’m stuck in a double bind situation.
“Not the same Cord.” from the David Carradine flick Circle Of Iron, whenever someone finally gets the point or figures out something they haven’t been able to.
“Wish you’d quit being so good to me, Boss.” from Cool Hand Luke whenever someone is screwing me over.
“The doors opened and a fig newton entered.” from Animal Crackers. A good line for when anyone walks into a room, you’d be surprised how many people have gotten instantly mad at me when they hear it. They feel they’ve been insulted but don’t know why, and never catch the reference.
“Be magnanimous! You might be a fiend yourself some day!” from the old Daffy Duck/Porky Pig Warner Bros. cartoon where Daffy is the “Mustache Fiend” defacing posters. Comes in handy when throwing yourself at someone’s mercy.
“No, I’m slow, you’re just slower.” from Support Your Local Gunfighter on the rare times I beat someone, especially at something physical.
“What a nice man.” from Posse (1975). Bruce Dern says it with a perfect deadpan every time someone is obnoxious to him in the movie, so I borrow the line whenever someone is being an arrogant asshole.
Do or Do not… there is no try -Yoda