Boy!
Mkay… Boy freakin’ howdy!
Ain’t never had to deal with that scenario before. Anybody else watch the Big 12 baseball tournament today? University of Texas vs Oklahoma State?
So… how did you deal with the UT relief pitcher jogging out on the field with a supersaturated brown spot proximal to his… err… bunghole?
The dude shit his shorts. Then he trotted, apparently for the second time of the day, out on to the mound. The cameraman panned for about 2 minutes using his usual shot perspective and then, abruptly, would only view the guy from belt up.
I hollered to my wife and said “Hey, you’re not going to believe this.” She took one look and said “What the hell… did he throw a pitch too hard?”
Okay, I’ve slid into more than a few bases. I’ve been banged by this and that and am open to the suggestion of bizarre injuries but never and I mean never in my life have I sustained a small, round, fudge cookie like stain directly proximal to my poop chute on an athletic uniform.
I wish I could provide a link… wait… no I don’t.
Interestingly, his team, with a full and agonizing view of his unfortunate anal dot, gave up I think about 6 or 8 runs in the 6th (?). By runs, I of course mean something akin to a point.