Vacuum Cleaner Wounds to the Penis

Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports
21

[QUOTE=Alex_Dubinsky]
Which is good, since presumably you were at lower risk.

Silly rabbit, vacs are for kids.
[/QUOTE]

Oh god, I’m never eating Trix again. Oh god x 2 it’s called trix :eek:

22

[QUOTE=oy vay]
Oh god, I’m never eating Trix again. Oh god x 2 it’s called trix :eek:
[/QUOTE]

Yeah better switch to Cheeri-oooooohs! or Raisin’ Glans.

23

From the NVCA: Vacuum cleaners don’t wound penises, penises wound penises.

24

you meant: Vacs don’t wound penises, dicks wound penises.