It would be hijacking in someone else’s thread, but in mine, it’s called ‘saving the thread from an early death’. 
Something about the phrase “motherfuckin’ vaginas” doesn’t sit well with me.
What horrible hairsticks. The ends look too blunt to slide through the hair without catching, and while it’s hard to see in the picture, I bet there’s seams running all the way up the stick just waiting to slice through your hair strands. And then you look at the top and there’s vaginas grinning at you! Forget it. I wouldn’t put those in my hair in a million years.
Maybe they would sell better if they were lollipops instead of hairsticks.
You have a great career ahead of you.
And, if that doesn’t work out, you can always sing professionally.
Do they turn blue like that when you hold your breath?
Those are seriously the most disgusting hair accessories I’ve ever seen. Hell, forget hair, those are just plain disgusting accessories. Who would buy them? Why would anyone make a product so blatantly hideous? What kind of girl wants vaginas in her hair? Do they come in penis shapes, too? These are the burning questions of Harbinger.
I dunno, I kind of like having a vagina on my stick and I’d WAG that Samuel L. Jackson does too. Somehow, I think that Georgia O’Keefe is not amused by those hairsticks.