I go into a forum.
I open a thread.
I spy a particular doper’s name.
My pupils dilate slightly, and my pulse quickens. I tremble with the effort of self restraint, and my lips mumble incoherent vowels.
My hand moves slowly towards the reply button, and I consciously recoil from the screen.
But the siren call.
It is strong.
I am unable to control myself…
… busta chee chee…
oops.
we all LOVES busta chee chee! 
busta chee chee of… what was it?.. tricorder?.. (I actually can’t remember what my version was)
**Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do **: Remove snot from my nose and smear it in inconspicuous places.
Eclaire, I think. 
And that is GROSS!
Um, tree trunks are okay, right? I mean, my snot is all natural, you see. Yeah. Biodegradable. And stuff.
I probably shouldn’t:
And that’s just milk. How am I supposed to remember all this stuff?
Especially when I’m intensely scanning children’s faces to see if they match any of the kid’s pictures on the milk carton.
I’m always eating orange cheesy things like Cheetos or Doritos and wiping my nasty orange hands on other people’s chairs. Or sometimes their pants when they’re not watching.
“I love you too, honey.” <heh, heh, heh>
That’s what the dog is for.
I know I really shouldn’t do it, but whenever an opportunity comes up it’s just so tempting, and it’s not like it actually hurts anybody anyway, but goddammit, I sure do love killing people.
Okay, you get one.
:eek:
Speaking of milk.
Why is it I am one of those who reaches fifty feet in back of the cooler, get the very cold milk with an expiration date of 3/5/2009 and still, the damn thing is sour after two days in my fridge!
However, back to the OP, “Vaguely inappropriate things you know you shouldn’t do…”
Being one of those who reaches back for the last milk carton, simply because I am tall and have long arms.
Kicking people’s shopping cart half way down the aisle, when they leave it in the middle of the aisle while they bend their fat ass over on the other side of the cart. blocking the entire aisle, while they read the ingredients of canned tomatoes. The way I figure it is they don’t give a damn about anybody else, so why should I give a damn about them. That is probably vaguely inappropriate, but I don’t care.
I probably shouldn’t eat popcorn in front of the computer while drunk. Man, what a mess.
I:
Slurp coffee while balancing my notebook on my crossed legs. Well, that’s not so much inappropriate as really, really dumb…
Put off cleaning said coffee mug until bits of dried gunk flake off the top and get in whatever I’m drinking.
(Sometimes!) Don’t shower in the morning if I’ve had one late the previous night.
I don’t floss. I’m supposed to. I can’t sleep if I haven’t brushed my teeth, but flossing… eh… I’m too tired.
I’m also an administrator at work, I’ll sometimes read random emails sent to other people, and see what websites they are looking at. All perfectly within the bounds of legality, but vaguely inappropriate still.
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Toss butts out of car windows.
I don’t floss regularly.
I eat popcorn popped the old-fashioned way in hot oil. (Then I use no-calorie butter spray, in some weird balancing act.)
I don’t always walk the dog in the morning, I just let him go out in the yard to do his thing. (I try to walk him twice as long in the evening if I do, though.)
I drink out of the juice bottle.
I feed the dog little pieces of cheese.
I neglect to take my vitamins.
I sing songs to my dog.
I lather and rinse, but don’t repeat.
I don’t always scrub my nails down after removing polish.
Why is that vaguely inappropriate? So long as you’re bathing once every 24 hours or so, does it matter if it’s the night before or the morning of any given day?