Things to do today if you don’t have a SO
1.Watch a violent movie.
2. Watch a horror movie
3. Watch a violent horror movie(ie. Evil Dead series)
4. Watch one of those old Film Noirs where the beatiful woman gets (or nearly gets) the detective killed(for men).
5. Warch a movie where the women get along fine without men (for women).
6. Watch a sappy movie, but turn it off when the major break up
happens - before they get back together.
7. Buy a gun, buy some ammo, clean the gun, go to the shooting range and blast away about $50.(Please ignore if you are a criminal, under 18 or insane)(of course, this’ll be the one that gets me banned).
7. Go to open mike night somewhere and read bitter poetry.
8. Go to Karoke night and sing “Love Stinks!”.
9. Play one of the Grand Theft Auto or Soldier of Fortune games.
10. Take pictures of your Ex and use them to create a bonfire.
11. Take a photo of your ex and use it as a target for darts or bullets.
12.Have a party with single friends and make fun of all the poor fools who are having to spend money on flowers, candy, and diamonds.
Feel free to ad some.