Van lifer goes missing on cross country trip with fiancee

Not just fictional characters:

Selected quotes:
-Snitches get stitches.
-I would not turn in my wife or son for any crime
-Family ties are more important to me than the social contract. I would never, ever turn in a loved one
-I will literary [sic (I assume)] let them get away with murder.
-But I don’t believe I would ever turn in immediate family or lifelong friends.
-Nothing.
-I wouldn’t even turn in a person I hated.
-You might totally get a pass on murder or burglary depending on the circumstances.
-No matter what my loved ones do, I’m not calling the cops.

and:

Only around 50% wouldn’t turn in someone for arson?!
Blackmail and extortion around 60% wouldn’t turn somebody in?!?!
25% of people, wouldn’t turn someone in for date rape?!
Honestly, I find the results of this poll disturbing.

And so do I!