Variations on a childhood theme (song)

Okay, so I have two small daughters and my wife is fond of the song “Sweetly Sings the Donkey”.

Here are the public domain lyrics in their entirety:

Sweetly sings the donkey at the break of day.
If you do not feed him, this is what he’ll say:
“Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw”.

(I will not try to post the tune…)

Anyway, you can imagine that I tired of singing this song to my little ones after about the 253rd time. So I began to make up alternative lyrics, such as:

Swiftly goes the school bus at the break of day.
If you do not board it, this is what they’ll say:
“You’re late. You’re late. You’re late. You’re late. You’re late.”

(copyright 2003 by me)

I thought others, too, might like to come up with some artistic variations on this little gem.

Y’all can decide what counts as a legitimate offshoot. For instance, does it have to have the same parts of speech, the same time of day, the same sort of conditional, whatever…