Lessee, at home I already live in a harem of sorts; 1 wife, 3 daughters, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 6 gerbils. All female.
SO I figured I may as well have one here, too!
Besides, I’ve been throwing enough cinnamon oil and 151 around, it oughta net me something! I’ll even wear my uniform!
Ooh! Oooh!! I’m here, honey!!! Can I be your number one? 
You already know what I look like!!
I won’t do windows, but I can cook better than you can!!
Cook better than me?! You’re on, toots!
Damn everyones getting a harem!!! this could get out of hand fast…but hey if it’s fun!!!
That it is, dear!
I can, and I can prove it too, VB!! 
Sigh. Guess I’ll unplug the oil warmer, and put away the munchies…
HEY!!! What am I? Chopped liver??? Geeesh!
<pouting in the corner, wondering if she should change her outfit, maybe he doesn’t like purple harem pants and purple ‘top’>
Certainly not, Milady!
Knocking on the door… May I come in??
Adjusting the amethyst in her bellybutton, pbear saunters over to the door, and lets GBS in. Welcome, dear! 
Now, would you be so kind as to help me adjust these straps? They keep falling off my shoulders, darn it!
Woohoo! I’ll plug the oil warmer back in; this could get interesting!
Hell PB, just pull it off, VB won’t mind!!!
pokes head in
Am I too late to join the party???
That reminds me, I need to collect members for my harem. Males only at the moment, I might get to females later on if I choose.
Did you say uniform? Sunshine loves a man in uniform!
Sign me up as Harem Girl #5! Now, where’d I put those see-thru pants…
I’m next! Pass me some of that oil and while you"re over here, something to rub it on!