I've been meaning to do this for a while.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok guys, I’m starting a virtual harem. I have little preference and persons of both sexes may join my harem. I will have some possession of you, but, you are free to go do what you wish on a day I do not request your “services.” [Lol, I need one of these IRL that’s a bit closer to me.] I shall organize you into categories and subheadings later on if I get enough applicants, but for now I’ll just ask some of you lovely people to join in service to me and my [sexual] whims.

::sits back, waiting for a new member of her harem::

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I’ll join, just for the baths and massaging of netherparts in scented oils.

Whenever I’ve read about harems, I’ve always thought that aspect of it sounded cool…

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:: Blink Blink ::

Ow. My head hurts. Who hit me? What the - ? What’s up with these shackles? Where am I? And what the hell happened to my pants?!

Well, ssskuggiii, I guess I’m in. Damn, woman! You can be quite . . . persuasive.

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Let’s see. I’m a redhead and it’s very real [i dare you to try to check]. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m in.

BTW: snow does not cause “shrinkage”

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What’s that supposed to mean? :eek::wink:

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I’m in too, and I’m not even that far away.

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I’d be honored - as long as I’m IN, not outside GUARDING…(I know what you do to those guys…)

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I think your harem might need some training.

I would like to volunteer to give some dance lessons. I would also like to suggest you ask Zyada to become a trainer also. It seems that she also has some experience in this department.

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Oh, that’s a great idea, little*bit. However, I don’t mind as long as a few of them can dance if the rest are incoordinated persons in that area. Thanks!

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Might as well join, as my virtual fiancée has.

ssskuggiii, you’ll be wanting me for personal calls. When I’m not with Palmyra, that is.

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Well, this looks interesting. And you complain about not getting enough attention IRL. Sheesh, I think you more than make up for it here. I suppose I’m in, since I’m already your putz it’s only one step away from being your bitch.

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Well, I’m not, Jess. I mean, other than getting bullshit like some guy starting in on “shake your ass, watch yourself…” while I’m at the end of a nearby line, I don’t get any attention. Ugh, I swear, the ones I want are so hard to get. At least I have my virtual indulgences.

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Of course I’m in, you already knew that without having to ask:)

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I’ll join if I’m excused from guard duty. I’m emotionally attached to certain items which I’d prefer to also remain physically attached to.

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Is it just me or is there an S on the end of indulgence?

I feel so CHEAP!

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I am happy to be of service to the lovely ssskuggiii.
I am linguallydextrous, and I also give a great massage.

Your most perverted wish is my command. (ok, within reason)

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Well, since I have already volunteered to be your sex Slave for Halloween, might as well join up here.
Count me in.

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Oh please, Paddy, you’re my Indulgence with a capital I. So there!

As for the rest of you, thank you for joining. Little Nemo, there is a large difference between a member of a harem and an enuch. Enuchs are the only ones who get their balls removed. Plus I would feel wrong depriving someone of that. [Well, that and it’d look funny without that part hanging there.]

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Wouldn’t that be a unic? At least I thought that’s what they were. Anyway, someone asked me how to spell unique the other day and I thought he said unic. :stuck_out_tongue: