"Ve vill use de explosives to make de Oshtriches...shterile!"

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Well, the big birdies at a German Ostrich farm ain’t gettin’ any.

But there’s somebody to blame.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070305/D8NM2KTO0.html

BERLIN (AP) - Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Can you say “frivolous”? :rolleyes:

[Crescend]

All that ostrich needs is some inspirational reading material and he’ll be right as rain.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

The boys beat the rap.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070604/D8PI3LSO0.html

The expert, Christoph Kistner, told the court that he saw no connection between the noise and the lack of offspring. He said that, while ostriches react to noise with stress, that does not affect the production of sperm.

[Beware_of_Doug]

I sink you mean ze explosives…not de explosives.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Beware of Doug

I sink you mean ze explosives…not de explosives.

Hy say Old Bean!
Hy deucedly know vot Hy em sayink!