I think we need a new acronym. YAJI - Yet Another Jackass Imitator.
This poor sap stuck a firecracker between his ass cheeks, stumbled, and sat down on it. The upward force of the firecracker…
Lesson of the day:
Naughty bits = fun to play with.
firecrackers = fun to play with.
Firecrackers and naughty bits = bad freaking idea.
So now he’s got two assholes?
Given this article, I propose a voluntary moratorium on using the phrase “rip him a new asshole” for at least a month.
Wow. I would shoot myself so freakin fast.
I just don’t understand the stupidity of some people.
Who says there’s no such thing as Karma?
Hey, we should go easy on this guy.
I imagine that if something this traumatizing happened to me, and it became fodder for lame jokes on the internet, I’d have a pretty short fuse about it.
I guess he tragically misunderstood the phrase “blow it out your ass”.
What in the world would make anyone think putting a firecracker there is a good idea?
Jesus Christ! He’s 26!?! :rolleyes:
Another victory for evolution!
As uncomfortable as they are, using a condom is so much easier.
I wonder if it would have been possible to construct the headline without using “backfires.” Seems kinda cruel…
I can’t believe this guy is 26.
Maybe he was trying to light a fart?
As tough as life sometimes gets, I find it a bit easier to cope knowing that there are folks like this who are here to entertain us.
At least life came complete with some truly amazing fools to liven up a rough day.
No kidding. If this happened to me and people were making light about my situation, I’d probably blow up at them.
Idiot fall down, go boom.
With those injuries, that ain’t no run-of-the-mill firecracker.
Idiot sit down, go boom.
That’s what’s wrong with this great nation of America, turning into a land of lard as we speak: we’re so lazy we can’t get up off our ass. Unless, or course, a rocket blows us there.
Looks like his fuse is pretty useless, long or short.