This dufus deserves a double Darwin Award.
First he uses his a-hole to launch a bottle rocket.
Second he sticks it in the wrong way!! :eek: :eek:
How much stupider can humans possibly get?
I guess he’ll be wearing a colostomy bag for the next 60 years.
My butt cringes even thinking of this.
“Rectum? Blew the fucker in half!”
There was a piece in the paper just before Bonfire Night headlined “Don’t be as stupid as me”, depicting a teenager who ran through a bonfire for a drunken dare. He tripped and fell in the middle of it, with predictable consequences.
Quoth he:
:smack:
No shit.
I don’t see why he had to get so butthurt about it.
A rocket to Uranus? Don’t be so anal about how one uses fireworks.