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I think someone should nail those bastards at Big Idea to a cross, these are the people who produce and distribute Veggie tales to an unsuspecting populace and insidiously try to cram their religious ideals down the throats of children.
Can you imagine the poor three year old who has to get her fix of Veggie Tales every day? I’ve known heroin junkies that weren’t as addicted. There’s nothing quite as pathetic as a little girl singing the theme to Veggie Tales over and over and knowing that she knows all the words to all the songs.
You know it’s time to get her into rehab when she imagines that the peas on her dinner plate are the French Peas, your dinner shouldn’t be dancing and singing should it? That’s just silly and we don’t have time for any silliness in our lives do we?
Speaking from firthand experience I must warn you that if you accidently overhear something from “Silly Songs with Larry” you’ll be walking around humming their twisted little songs in no time, chock full of subliminal Christian messages I’m sure. You might even find yourself telling other people about what you saw and they will be tempted to pick a video up for their own kids or grandchildren.
People are becoming addicted to this series at an alarming rate and I will cite this post as evidence. Something has to be done to stop these bible thumping, moralistic purveyors of Christian filth!
Oh wait. We bought the videos, no-one pointed a gun to our heads and lead us to the store. We’re the bad ones for giving our daughter something that gives her great joy and teaches her values and manners at the same time. Gonna have to nail myself to a cross I guess.
I personally think they’re a hoot, I wouldn’t advise watching them if you’ve done any illicit drugs such as shrooms … you could hurt yourself laughing.
Let’s stomp out something truly evil, in this I can only mean one thing… Pokemon. We have to stop those insidious little japs from sending us any more programs that sucks the intellect from our children and are designed solely to market goods overpriced goods.
I wonder what a death match between Larry Boy and Pikachu would look like? I believe that our plunger headed hero would come out on top.