Very important, unexpected and life-altering things you learned at college

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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  1. You should never drink liquor from the bottle.

  2. Coffee is no substitute for a good nights sleep.

  3. You should never drink liquor from the bottle.

22

I learned…

…welp, nuttin’.

23

The Miranda rights aren’t just required in every TV police drama, but actually have real world applications.

24

Tuition is expensive if you have to pay for it yourself. :frowning:

Most people you see in class don’t work 40hrs a week and therefore have time to actually study and read the book.

If you are a white male of adult age (I’m currently 31), with no kids, a $38,000/yr job, no military service, and an average GPA because you are trying to recover from the mistake of dropping out years ago, you will NEVER get any financial aid. :mad:
Fucking bullshit!