If you dare to scare the bear with a flare and it burns off his hair (like you doused him with Nair and thus made him bare) should you repair to your lair in your vintage Corvair and there prepare a snare bated with a pair of hare stuffed with pear (and maybe an éclair)? Please share, if you’ll spare, so we can compare and end this affair that’s become a pain in the derriere.
I’ll take a hit of whatever you’re smoking, if you don’t mind.
And now I’ve remembered that a Very-light pistol is an effective means of driving off giant squid who have been enraged by the eruption of a sea-bottom volcano into attacking the first thing that happens by, in this case a sea-going ketch crewed by a widowed father, his two Navy cadet sons and his daughter. But if anyone else on this board has read The Long Haul, by Alan Paxton, I’ll be mildly surprised.
Phosphorus burns underwater, doesn’ it?
So does either one of them make a sound?
Something tells me that we need to call Adam and Jamie in on this.
I wasn’t smoking anything. I think it was the totally righteous green eggs and ham (with psilocybin mushroom) omelet I had yesterday. I’m still having weird visions of sea life. Let’s see: one fish…two fish…red fish…hmmm, what color is that one? Cerulean? Azure? Cobalt?
You gotta love this guy. He’s just out in the cul-de-sac, cranking out 40-foot flames with the ole’ flame thrower. No biggie.
In this case it didn’t need to - the megalocephalopoda were inviting themselves aboard.