Very Short stories

Lazarus was dying to go home.

How annoying. Dead again. Next try.

“I’m not crazy, the zombies came.”

Should have turned left at Albuquerque.


'Twas a bad day for skydiving.

Yet again, the Zeppelins of Doom.

Six word stories:

  1. Wedding dress for sale, barely used.

  2. Sometimes, late at night, I remember.

  3. Work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep.

  4. I remember only what I’ve lost.

We appreciate only what is gone.
The richest corpse is nevertheless dead.
That was a very good year.
Love is a many splendored thing.

He saw. She saw. She shot.

". broken is Machine Time This ! Dammit "

“Don’t move.”

“You…stupid…fucking…bitch.”

“Help! I’m trapped between the pixels!”

“Help me!”

“No.”

“I’ll die”

“Good.”

“Hold on—is that a tooth?”

“You wanna?”

“Sure.”

Later

“Needs salt.”

In this Mathematics, six is infinity.

“100 bottles beer on the wall…”

(Buffalo)[sup]8[/sup]

Hey Earl, watch this…KABOOM…Fuck!

NORM! Look out! The BUZZSAW!..AIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Godot enters, waits around, then leaves