Careful with that axe, Eugene.
“I think, therefore I am. Not!!”
CalMeacham for the win!
“Checkmate? Crap, how can that be?”
1920’s Style Death Ray? ZAP!
It’s a sled.
It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
“Smile for me sunshine. Smile please.”
“Couldn’t shoot elephant at this dis-”
Here comes dread Cthulhu. Ia! Ia!
Nothing happened.
Mystery: A crime occurred. He solved it.
Alternate history: Things happened differently after Hitler won.
Historical epic: Many events have happened around here.
Romantic comedy: Despite unlikely incidents, they happily wed.
“The Waldorf=Astoria is sinking”
“Again?”
Back in residency, I once gave what I called the World’s Shortest Patient Presentation:
Patient fell off a barstool.
“Damn it!” she cried. “My husband!”
Meh.
“Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”
Nympho Panda, eats, shoots…and leaves.
Alone, he wept.
You weren’t supposed to help her.
Time enough at last…my glasses!
Bush, spiteful, pushes the button. Boom!
“So soon, already?” lamented the Universe.