pinkfreud wrote:
…wghich inspires me thus:
Cthulhu. Get your Ia! Ia!s out.
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The Bible:
God created. Satan corrupted. Jesus saved.
Luck, be a lady tonight…YEAH!
Shy girl blooms, becomes confidant woman.
Pelican Swallows Pigeon. Antelope Buffaloes Moose.
Once upon a time. The end.
Spooky mansion. Murders. Butler did it.
Condom breaks. Penis ensues. Baby daddy.
Mom satisfied. Dad dead. My eyes!!!
The devil is not mocked.
. nekorb s’tI . retropelet eht esu t’noD
Davinci Code in 6 words: “So dark the con of man.”
Lord of the Rings in 6 words: “Lose the fucking ring you hobbit.”
I saw, I conquered, I came.
Saw sub, sank same.
Rows of Rose’s roses rose.
(If a “set-uo” is legal-- In a car parked on the tracks at a R.R. crossing:
He, she, and train were coming.
and,
On a tombstone-
“His last words: ‘Watch this!’”
He turned from the window,Zombies!!!
Along the river runs. Away, alone . . .
Three Major Wars in American History in Six Words:
Yanks get pissed, throw out Brits.
Slaveholders break away, get butts kicked.
Hitler takes land, then loses it.
It was hot. They wore black.
The penis remained caught in the doorframe.
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The head wound still hasn’t healed.
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And, of course, I still lost.
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Finally, I just threw it away.
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I think its head fell off.
Somebody asks. Cecil answers. Issue settled.
He closes Cecil’s book, ignorance fought.
Defenestration solved the adulterous husband problem.
…and the sequel…
Widow arrested for murder, but acquited.