Very strange dream

ok folks, i’m having a VERY odd dream lately. can anyone tell me what it may mean???

i drink alot and then die an a large fire while masturbating. after i die i rise above my body and see a goat eating my asshole. then the devil comes from a sewer drain and eats my heart while fucking the goat up the ass. the goat and devil become lovers and i go to heaven


Well, so far, you’ve covered my life’s story.

The goat thing? No. I’ve never done that, and I won’t, thank you.

It means that you’re off to a VERY shaky start on this message board. Your next posts had better be a lot higher in tone, or you’ll be banned.

For the Straight Dope

I’ll work on this. Thank you!