No thanks, you can keep her.
(thankew ladies and gentlemen, we’ll be here all week)
Perhaps Screwy has access to a search engine, and knows how to use it? That would explain his apparent knowledge in fencing, which he demonstrated in… what, one post? :rolleyes: I could claim to be Leonard Maltin, since I have access to http://imdb.com. Don’t make it so (phew). Even if he does know fencing, that doesn’t make him a duelist.
Personally, I think that he’s a D&D/SCA freak who has gone a wee bit too far with his role-playing. Not that there’s anything harmful about that… just makes him look a little (!) pathetic.
Oh yeah, forsooth, zounds, and all that creamy Medieval goodness.
Quix