http://www.hootisland.com/stuff/index.shtml
It’s great.
That whole site is a hoot! I’m sitting here giggling over the Silly Erotica.
Thanks 
Oh, sorry. EroticHA. 
Victorian??* That’s Barry friggin’ White 
The funniest thing I have ever read
I just cant get enough of this site!!
Now I’m going to be late for work because I can’t stop clicking to see what it’ll say next. I hope your happy
A few I’m considering :
I don’t think I could say any of those and keep a straight face…
Isn’t this one a mouthful:
“You have carried me to a new-discover’d sphere of Venus, I am melted into a softness that can refuse you nothing!”
I can barely muster a groan and the girl’s name…if I can remember it
LMAO
Now I’m afraid I’m gonna let one of those slip when I’m with my girlfriend.
Thank you very much!
This is much better than the goat porn thread. Something coming over me, must - find - lusty - wench. Gotta rip me a bodice.
Wasn’t this euphemism actually used by Evelyn Nesbit on the stand during Harry Thaw’s murder trial (in describing her seduction by Stanford White)?:
"Viscous spendings"I just did a report on the Nesbit-Thaw-White case for my senior thesis. I don’t recall that description being used.
Guinea - maybe I was wrong then - but she did say how she knew he’d had intercourse with her while she was drugged because of the semen on her thighs when she awoke. She didn’t say “semen,” but somehting else instead, and it was a real show-stopper at the trial. Did you read what it was?
Your lips pursue me, so that I cannot escape from kissing them in purest self-defense!
I kinda like it.
This is too funny. I gotta work in some of these:
What floods of bliss! What melting transports! What agonies of delight!
I am stir’d beyond bearing with your furious agitation’s within me, gorged and cramm’d, even to surfeit! (wow, is it just me, or did the room get warmer?)
Ah, let your fingers play and twine in the young tendrils of silky down that cover’d the very seat of my womanhood! (warmer…)
You have slain me! No attacker’s spear could strike me down as thoroughly as your sweet actions! I am spent, and may greet St. Peter with a tired grin.
(time to take a cold shower)
She said she was naked, and sore, and he said, it’s all right now.
From what I understand though-it wasn’t rape, she only told Mad Harry that. She always maintained afterwards that Stanford White was the only man she ever loved.
You have gorg’d me with the dearest morsel of the earth!
These fleshly orbs shake with undisguised pleasure!
Redouble the active energy of your thrusts, lest I die from my own inflamed appetites!
Please sir, I beg you! Ease back your attack so that I may compose myself to compass the admission of that stupendous head of your machine!
You bewitching vision, you have stolen my heart, my soul, and my spunk!
You bewitching vision, you have stolen my heart, my soul, and my spunk!
You must not think to hide your treasures from my gaze - my sight must be feasted, as well as my touch!
Oh Sir! . . . Good Sir! . . . pray do not spare me! ah! ah!
Oh my dearest, pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion!
::pulls herself off the floor after breaking a lamp, a chair and nearly her neck laughing at these little gems of silliness::
Scott, you know I`d just start laughing too hard to continue anything
D`ya think people ever actually spoke that way?