No light, no air, miserable conditions, unsavory creatures…Just like jazz clubs on earth!
“Communist Hippo Spies” - sounds like something Opus or Rosebud would say.
“Drunken Shotgun Island” - isn’t this in Fallout 3 as “Lookout Point”?
Golden Squirrel Fortress
Monty Python’s Zamboni of Fury
Made me laugh:
Master Chief’s Laser Incident
Kermit’s Sudoku College
Hip-Hop Beautician on Wheels
Post-Apocalyptic Hoedown EX
Honorable mention:
Morbidly Obese Transvestite Exhibition
Ho-Hum Fishing Dystopia
Nihilist Spork Underground
Perverted Graveyard Hunter
shudder
Rogue Spatula Takedown.
Urban Squirrel XXX
Final Hammer Syndicate
John Romero’s Tank Dreamland
Spectacular Bedtime Competition
Biblical Jetpack Bloodbath - Moses with a jetpack! Make it now!!
Cybernetic Banjo Romp - What??
Adventures of the Bobsled - The Quickening - Bobsled carnage…yes!
Muppet Hardware Jihad - Miss Piggy with an AK-47 fighting Kermit with an MP-5!
Sleazy Hitman X
Shameful Fashion Phonics
Ultraviolent Sex Blaster
I’m sensing a theme here, but I would totally play Sleazy Hitman X. Heck, I’d play that whole series
8-Bit Motocross Farmer
Indiana Jones and the Makeover Horror
Muppet Katana Horror
Luigi’s Wheelchair Dancers
Lethal Bible Chase
Bizarro Furry Interceptor
The very first one it gave me…I’m sorry but that simply cannot be topped so I ended it there
This showed up on SomethingAwful a while back, and it became a Photoshop thread. You can see the results here (part 2).
Edit: Also, I got “Nighttime Manlove Crusader”. I don’t think I want to play that…
Claustrophobic Spelunking Nightmare
The Care Bears’ Assault Commando
Also, Stoic Android from Mars, which I think was the working title for Blade Runner.
Transvestite UFO Bandit
Inept Sword Alpha
Canadian Gopher Pro 
Alcoholic Terrorist Nightmare
Muppet Kabuki in Vegas
Scandinavian Banjo Assault
Derek Smart’s Sunshine Bloodbath
Quiet Bow Hunter Man
The Incredible Mushroom on Wheels
Hazardous Architecture Playhouse
Children of the Booty Unit
And finally:
Weary Hamster - The Lost Levels
Summer Monkey Slaughter
Johnny Turbo’s Buddhist Explorer (the TG-16 is back!)
Neurotic Frisbee Overload
Occult Penguin Patrol
This is fun!
Creepy Sandwich Unit;
Based on the latest popular “Federal Alphabet Department” TV show, you play a USDA-CSU investigator, your job? catalog and classify “unusual” sandwiches to make sure the restaurants aren’t getting too “creative” with the ingredients…
Political Spelling Unit;
The latest “Edutainment” title from the “No Child Left Behind” crowd
Morbidly Obese Caveman Troopers;
Ugg…Og lose weight, THEN Og Smash!
Glowing Chipmunk Hop-A-Bout;
Set in the Radioactive Wonderland of Chernobyl, the newest platformer from ComradeSoft has you trying to irradiate/mutate your forest friends
Real Lego Carnage;
build virtual Lego weapons, and use them on a never-ending supply of generic baddies, a minigun that shoots Lego bricks, a LegoKatana, even a Legonuclear bomb and much, much more…
Enormous Axe Siege;
The official game of The Almighty Og! “Og like this game, it good smashy fun!, you buy or Og Smash YOU!”
Zombie Police Armada;
Roger… control… Send…More…Bimbos…
Ho-Hum Bimbo Zombies;
Like, Ohmigod, Braaaiiiinnns!!!..
Gothic Wedding Inferno;
In this game, it’s OKAY to wear black and be depressed, heck, everyone is… soundtrack by Morrisey, The Sisters of Mercy, Rob Zombie, and other alternative/metal greats, guest starring the Zombies from ZPA and HHBZ…
Elmo’s Shaving Spectacular;
Hi Kids, Elmo’s gonna show you how to use Daddy’s straight razor to cut off all your fur! <giggle>
Lovely Batman Starring Mickey Mouse;
Recently laid off by Disney, for not bringing in the numbers that his compatriots at Pixar are bringing in, Mickey sees Minnie killed before his eyes in a dark back alley by a shadowy 'toon… was it a jealous Goofy, did Donald finally snap and go postal, did Pluto come down with a case of rabies? who knows, Mickey dons the cowl, gloves and bodysuit (and even the cape, even though Edna Mode insisted that there be No Capes) of the Dark Knight and begins stalking the night looking for Minnie’s killer…
HAHA! I’m…HAHA! I’m BatMouse!
Cthulhu’s Ice Cream from Hell;
The secret ingredient?..People!
Miracle Cowboy 3000;
Stoic Viking Insanity
Virtual Fire Punishment
The Simpsons’ Bow Hunter Disaster
Obsessive-Compulsive Wedding Combat
Save Yourself from the Spider in the Dark
Super Death of Death