Virgin Mary image in Chicago underpass

Yep, looks more like a vagina (as opposed to virgina), complete with clitoris, to me…

Richard Daley?

Great, just what we need is more traffic congestion on 94. Fuckers.

And yeah, looks like one of them DAMN YONIS!

Or a penis split down the shaft by an anti-rape device.

Oh dear. Does this mean GOD’S a DOPER? :eek:

These people studying it, are they the “Road Scholars” I hear about occasionally?

They are the salt of the Earth.

I’ve had my suspicions about Zotti for a long time now…

So, why couldn’t it be the vulva of Mary? Wouldn’t you think that the birth canal of the Crist child would be the “Holiest of Holes”?

There’s a sucker born every minute.
(attributed to P. T. Barnum)

I was browsing through the “Weird Stuff” category on eBay, and was frankly amazed at the number of these miraculous signs from the heavens that are for sale:
Virgin Mary on Slice of 150 year old Maple Tree Branch
Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus Cheerio! not pretzel
VIRGIN MARY PAPER JAM IMAGE
BURNT TOAST W/ VIRGIN MARY ICON IMAGE ??MIRACLE?? RARE
Virgin Mary’s Breasts- the Real Thing! (In a water stained book)
HOLY VIRGIN MARY DORITO one of a kind
Virgin Mary Rock! Holy Rock
Virgin Mary Found in My Sunflower Seeds

With all these miracles, don’t you think the world should be doing a little better? Or is this the sign of the End Times? I think I’m starting to BELIEVE!

Yeah, everybody knows a 2000-year-old Jewish woman is going to go to Florida

(joke stolen from ‘The Daily Show’)

This just in…

Golden Palace.Com to buy the Kennedy Expressway…

I am in Toronto, and driving by the new Jewish Students’ union building today, I noticed the windows are dirty and there was a highly visible, and I would say indisputable image of the VM there. How could she? I mean, what will happen when they find out?

One of my favorite episodes of the John Larroquette show involved an image of the Virgin Mary. After everyone had spilled their guts and prayed and so on, it was revealed to be an old poster of Willie Nelson, showing through the paint.
No word on whether St. Willie answers prayers.

He does, but only if you use the special incense…

Great. IPASS is gonna start collecting tolls on the Kennedy and advertise this as another “benefit” available only to their users.

All hail the holy vulva!

This story caused me to laugh aloud on the bus this morning. I guess it was a slow news day yesterday, since the Sun-Times also had a couple columns on Ronnie “Woo Woo” getting hit by a car.

Hmm. It sure doesn’t look like Jordan.

I heard a woman on the radio yesterday and I honestly can’t say if she was serious or not, but she sounded serious when she said she was trying to figure out why the Virgin was inside the wall and what her message was to the people.

I’m sorry, but there’s a limit to how far out ones beliefs should go. This is just stupid.

That’s the true sign of divine intervention…

Isn’t it shocking how the Dopers here are making fun of this holy vision of the Blessed Mother of Our Saviour ? :smiley:

This reminds me of an episode of “Newhart” in which one of the patrons believes he sees an image of Paul Anka in a pancake. As the episode progresses, the pancake starts to attain the sanctity of a certain underpass in the Windy City.

Well, she was Jewish, when she was alive. Doubtless a good Catholic now.