Get lost. Refuse to ask for directions.
Enlist in Special Forces. Go kill terrorists.
OK then, my other nominee would be Stalin’s Red Army. Same neat tanks, same black leather, same despotic brutality (item 1 on the agenda when they reached Berlin: mass rape), and they totally kicked German ass, albeit with incredibly heavy casualties.
This reminds me-eschew emergency medical care. No matter what, it’s just a scratch.
Wait for your friends to order their light beers, then order a whiskey.
Fix a tire for a stranded lady. Bonus points if her useless boyfriend is with her.
(true story- the guy was trying to explain to me that the nuts on the wheel were too big for the tire iron wrench. I had to show him that the “nuts” he was trying to loosen were actually part of the plastic hub cap. Ya see, the real nuts are behind the hub cap. The dude did not look good in front of the lady.
Sorry kimera, there’s nothing manly about building a computer.