Admit it you’re cold. Everybody is cold. I think what every one needs is a bonfire. And not just any bonfire, the biggest, baddest, hottest bonfire ever seen.
I’ve got 10 acres out of town with a huge burning pit already started. There are trees, brush, and old couch already in it. Oooops it looks like I may have put just a little too much gasoline on it, do you think a 55 gallon barrel is too much. Nah.
Hey, you don’t mind if I bring a cooler filled with ice, do you? Maybe build a big’ol snow hill with all the stuff you cleared from the bon fire site and go skiing?
Ahhh beverages… I hear that “Boone’s Farm” goes great with a bonfire out in the stix! All we need is a little guitar pickin’ and a couple of bales of hay!
Hi Everyone. Saw the glow in the night sky from back home in Pa. and I just couldn’t resist a good fire. I brought a piano and a bottle of Jaegermeister. No, I think we’ll burn the piano and drink the liquor. Taking a snort and passing the bottle OK, somebody help me with this piano.
Alright! Everybody step back, I’m gonna let this sucker go! Mermaid, you’re so at the top of my list. This catapult is the coolest thing. placing a small very sharp knife to the taunt rope
Mermaid -Last spring I burned down my outhouse. NO, it was on purpose. Shaaashunngggggg Hmmmmm. pianos fly pretty good.
My neighbor “accidentally” left his trailer out with 27 of these big-ass rolls of hay, so I hitched it up and drove it out here. Screw the cows. Let 'em forage.
I say we launch the rolls from the catapult and see if we can’t land these things in the fire. Maybe toss the trailer on, too, after it’s unloaded.