Ggggoood mmmmorrrnnnin’… I wwwishhh ssssommeonnne wwwwoulddd hhhhavvve pppulledd mmme outt of ttthe wwooddss affterr I ppppassedd outtt lllast nnnight. Ahhh… that feels better now that I’m next to the fire again. I woke up in the woods over there with a pile of empty bottles around me. What happened last night? Whose clothes am I wearing? mmm…this cow tastes pretty good.
:: staggers over to bonfire with a big paper bag and and some jars ::
Let’s see if I remember my chemistry…
:: mindless whistling while emptying jars into bag ::
Let’s see, a little copper sulfate, some strontium nitrate. Hmmmm…a generous helping of copper chloride, and just a touch - Whoops! - ok, more than a touch of lithium chloride. Mix, tape the bag shut, and shake.
Toss it on the fire :: FLING! ::
Look at the pretty colors! Like those fireplace pinecones, only bigger! Wheeeeee!
Ah,Miss B. Haven. I think those are my boxer shorts you’re wearing. And why do you have them on your head? Kinda looks like a chef’s hat with the stripes.
burp Morning. Where’s the bathroom or a handy tree?
You wouldn’t * need*a tree if you guys had left the outhouse alone. I tried to tell you…
what the hell
>launched anothe cow onto the fire
Ok I made lunch, somebody else has to retrieve it
Dire Wolf is all that really healthy? You do this instead tosses a copper pipe shoved in garden hose on the fire… actually a whole bunch of them Fairy Lights!
What are you doing with my car? No!!! Don’t put it on the fire! It will not make pretty sparks or colors!
Ok Miss B Haven you can cut the rope on the catapult
being as it’s your car,it seems only fair. 
Wow I’ve heard of a flying car before but up until now I’ve never actually seen one.
Wow… do you think my insurance will cover that? Too bad uberDave forgot to get out of the car first. That must hurt! I guess I can keep the boxers now. 
wanders in and sits down beside Topaz
Ooooh, fire pretty. Haven’t seen a good fire in ages. Smoke though, plenty of smoke the other day from the bushfires near here. 'Tain’t cold here in the Sunburnt Country.
Dang… Still kicking. Gets Warm
Well the fire is just about out.
Who’s gonna help me clean up this place?
:deafening silence: Anybody, anybody?