sorry … me and Lloyd have been a bit busy over here …
:: stands up, dries off, gives Lloyd a good shake ::
Now. Who wants some chocolate-covered pretzels?
Gives misstee an Oklahoma Hello*
*For those who have never seen the musical Oklahoma, this is similar to a deep dance dip, except that it culminates with the male supporting the female with both arms as he brings his leg up and over her so that he is straddling her body as he kisses her. When properly executed the female is incapable of any reaction but a heartfelt “Hellooo!”
I think Lloyd might need to be cleaned! But as long as you had a good time. We need more drinks in here.
Why, thank you, Storm!
Stands up; steps forward, and falls flat on my face…
How about that slow dance after my nosebleed stops?
Grabs Scuba_ben’s liquer bottle and drinks heavily…
Just reading that is enough to make me say HELLOOOOOOO!
I seem to be saying it a lot lately, Thanks Lurkmeister
Keep the bottle, vunderbob. There’s more where that came from.
:: opens a fresh bottle of Sabra ::
:: goes over to av8rmike ::
Hey, Mike! How’ve you been? Long time, no see. Want a drink?
Greetings as always to Horseflesh, and thank you for the spiffy sig line. I wear it proudly. The cake is exquisite, by the way. Remind me to provide you with my mother’s recipe for Bailey’s Irish Cream cheesecake. Even contemplating having a slice requires an Act of Contrition and three Hail Marys afterward.
Misstee, the only dance I can do is the tango (seriously), which is a little awkward when performed to Nat King Cole. But I’ll make a valiant effort not to step on your feet if I may have the next dance with you. Actually, I also learned to dance a cachucha once (a Castilian folk dance), but all the stomping would be bad for my ankles.
And a notice to all other ladies here in attendance. I am attending this party stag. So if there should happen to be anyone here who prefers old-fashioned gentleman with a taste for the classics and a vague resemblance to Teddy Roosevelt (without the big teeth, though), I will be available momentarily.
Sends Misstee into a long dip and hands her a long-stemmed rose as he restores her to starting position. Slow, slow, quick quick slow. Dip again.
Bully, just bully!
I’m here, let the games begin.
Who is Horseflesh handcuffed to this time? It never fails to happen at one point or another.
Ahh, you always know how to leave me breathless, Kizarvexiua.
::::: closes eyes, waiting for a kiss ::::::
sneaks up behind Blonde, wraps silk oversized kercheif around her head covering her eyes, without making any noise brushes her long hair away from one side of her neck, which gets one soft kiss followed by the feel of my hot breath as I linger over the kissed spot…
Me. But it’s not what it looks like. Not really. I mean, yeah, sorta.
Look, did we ask you to come barging into this room?
So…I’m gone a couple of days, and I come back to find you heathens using MY handcuffs. 
I bring one dozen red roses - thorns and all.
C’mon over, Mr. Valentine’s Day Scuba_Ben – it only hurts a little bit. 
My dear, SkipMagic, we have these things called locks on our doors. If you and Horseflesh really didn’t *want * to be caught you would have locked the door. I am thinking you were waiting for someone to see you and offer to join in the fun.
:::: smooches SkipMagic and sends him back to his quest to find a willing 3rd person for his own style party :::::
I’m here! Tell me the rum’s not gone.
We have plenty of rum look!ninjas.
Before we proceed further, I must ask look!ninjas whether she…er, they are female or male, given that posters on other threads appear to be confused on the issue. Heh. Did you bring any black leather items, by chance?
look!ninjas is a tiny but busty little girl who happens to like other little girls just a little bit, if I’m not totally mistaken. On the off chance that I, too, might find some fun kickboxing with her… How YOU doin?
look!ninjas is small, not especially busty, but still female. And, “not that there’s anything wrong with that,” but I appear to be more or less straight. Still want to kickbox with me, NoClueBoy?
I think I may have you and kung fu lola mixed up in my mind. Oh well, lipstick lesbian or not, I still think kickboxing with a beautiful woman would be loads of fun. 
I think it’s time we changed the music here, don’t you? Ah, here we go…
“Everybody was kung-fu fighting…”