~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Merry Christmas to all,
My virtual house is now open for the best doper Christmas Party ever.

When you come to the door, please hang your coat up and have a good time.

misstee-- (hanging the mistletoe right now. :))

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:knocking on the front door:

I hope I’m not the first to arrive. I hate being early for a party.

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Christmas? Bah. It’s Festivus time, everyone!

drags in tinfoil-wrapped pole

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Welcome qwest. You’re not early, you’re just in time to help with the garland. Gotta make everything look pretty.
Hugs to you VladAntlerkov, thanks for coming and bringing the tinfoil-wrapped pole.

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misstee, you’re looking stunning tonight! Let me put the eggnog in the fridge and I’ll help with the garland.
Hey, VladAntlerkov what’s with the pole?

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“Hi! I brought some eggnog! Wheres NoClueBoy?”

"heres my green jacket.
Wheres the bathroom?

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Had to watch Down With Love with some freinds.

Howdy y’all!
I brought Guacamole and some queso. Hope you like it hot.

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Whats queso?
it smells good.

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Queso is cheese, I believe.

Is it only Christmas music over here, or is anything and everything allowed? I brought my brother’s extensive CD collection over… shhhh, don’t tell him. :wink:

Something for everyone! :smiley:

F_X

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NOT EVERYONE!
You forget my favorite song is Ice Ice Baby.

But the Ramones will do,for sure!
gabba gabba

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Its not really christmas without the festive red and green colored cocaine. This is that kind of party…right?

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Didn’t know that… but hey! Feel free to bring yer own music to this thing. :smiley:

F_X

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Gotta have fudge, candy and cookies. I have a big assorted plate here. Two kinds of cookies, brown sugar drops with black walnuts, and frosted Christmas sugar cookies. Then there’s my Aunt Ruth’s chocolate fudge, and Boston Cream, which has sugar, corn syrup, heavy cream, vanilla, and chopped black walnuts.

Did anyone bring good coffee, or do I need to go out again?

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[sampled beats from Under Pressure by David Bowie and Queen]
*All right now stop!
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a van door
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I’m killin’ your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope* melody
Anythin’ less than the best is a felony

Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull’s eye, the kid don’t play
If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby
Vanillla ice ice baby*

*Straight Dope, that is!

Where is that mistletoe? All thes Doper babes and I’m the only boy! I feel like Joel Grey in pancake make up.

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Hi misstee! Hope you don’t mind if I join in? I always love a good party. Nice of you to open your place up for all us Dopers!

I’ve brought a huuuge crate of champagne, as well as fresh prawns and a cheese platter… Please help yourselves.

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mwaaaah, gives NoClueBoy a Chrissy kiss under the mistletoe :stuck_out_tongue:

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Party’s been going for about seven hours now … does anyone think I’ll get salmonella if I drink this egg nog?

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Hi gang!

I brought some fine German cheeses. Won’t someone help me cut the cheese?

What?

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OK, I must have eaten something that affected my math skills. Why do I feel like I have been here for two hours longer than I have?

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Hey, mistee. Looks like your party has been going all night… The queso is muy sudoroso. Maybe I’ll try something from the fridge instead. Your house looks fantastic. Oh my, what’s that over my head… could it be mistletoe?

Oh, I almost forgot. I brought the obligatory fruit cake and a homemade rum cake for those who actually like to eat their Christmas goodies.