Since I’m half-awake right now:
http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm
gargles with some eggnog. For about 20 minutes.
Hey, VladAnterkov, I’m not having any luck under this mistletoe so how about some feats of strength?
Hey misstee. This is great. I’ve brought mince pies, and some mulled wine. 
arrives drunk and starts to robot dance in the front room
When I came in the thread below this one was “Virtual LSD”. Cool, virtual LSD at a virtual party.
See that spot on the wall?
It’s moving.
Groovy.
Thanks qwest.
Welcome vanilla. The bathroom is to your left as you enter the kitchen. Please note all the pretty Santa decorations in there.
NoClueBoy, the mistletoe is calling to you, do you see it. If you stand underneath it long enough, you’re bound to be kissed by all female dopers. Here I will be the second ( wendyrules already got to ya! ) Mwaaaaaaaa.
Thanks Flamsterette_X for bringing music. I was already sick of Christmas tunes.
It’s any kind of party you want it to be, since its virtual and all Hot Rail.
You know what is the best thing about a doper virtual party? People bring nummy food and beverage. Thanks wendyrules, Baker and Angua.
Digan, no one will get salmonella poisoning here. It’s a perfectly safe place to have a party.
::: grabs SixSwordS and plants a big kiss on his lips ::: 
Will someone help MC Master of Ceremonies to the living room? He is really entertaining, but I am afraid he may be blocking the door way so others can not get in.
Welcome racer72. Just what are you seeing on my wall?
Snacks are on the table, please help yourselves and feel free to mingle.
No problem. I would have brought cookies as well, but I was up all night making the mince pies.
swooning slightly without the beneifit of alcohol
My goodness misstee that was a feat of strength. Seems I’ve got a festivus pole of my own. And look, you seem to have wandered under the mistletoe yourself.
:: Bends misstee ever so slightly from the small of the back and shares the warmth of the season ::
Now that’s a party
Yes it is.
::::: blushing smiley ::::
Flamesterette…No Jethro Tull?
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH!
electric guitar DENG DENG DENG!
another guy is here for mistletoe kissing!
btw, I’ve brought a crock pot full of wee sausages in that great chili sauce-grape jelly combo!
yes, the egg nog is still good!
PeeWeeHerman voice Mmmmmm! Noggy!
I’ve arrived fashionably late. Can I have some eggnog? I’ve brough pineapple and cheese on cocktail sticks (cause I’m soooo sophisticated).
Oh and a mwah XXX to Friar Ted
My brother doesn’t seem to have any, unfortunately for you.
Anything else you need?
F_X
OHHHH I love the wee sausages!
I think I must get you under the mistletoe FriarTed.
I have not tried pineapple and cheese on a cocktail stick, carwash. Do tell what kind of cheese goes with pineapple.
I’m looking for the men with the little wieners and the tiny nuts.
Have you seen the waiters?
Hey-Hey
I brought a yule log and some season’s greetings.
gives misstee a kiss under the mistletoe as he walks by
Can I bring the dogs?
Brought the traditional 9 types of fish!!
Well, shrimp anyway.
I bring cinnamon rolls . . . cause I need to get rid of the 10 canisters in my fridge, heh.
hides in the corner
AND POMEGRANATES! Did I mention pomegranates??