Francesca,
Fair enough, just thought I would offer…
Cheers!
So I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes and still can’t think of jack to say. Maybe I’ll just read excerpts from “The Pokey Little Puppy”
argh. computer. being. funny. must. try. again…
<barry white>
well hello baby, how you doin’
</barry white>
Coldfire’s voice clip sounds like a radio announcer on Voice Of America.
jjimm’s impression of Danny from Withnail and I is very good. I contend that his ordinary speaking voice, as presented on the clip, has tones of Martin Clunes.
SPOOFE’s underpants are the best ever, as always.
Voice of America? Blimey, and to think I was taught the Queen’s English in school!
[sub]That’s what you get for having an American girlfriend: ruins your accent. Other than that, she’s a lovely girl, really.[/sub] 
Coldy: You’re more American sounding than the Americans.
jjimm’s voice will definately attract the sort of attention I said it would attract.
Why isn’t Tansu recorded?
Because dragging the damn microphone from the back of whichever cupboard it’s in and rigging it up is too much like hard work right now.
Incoming!
Wow. That laugh of mine is goofier than ever. That’s what I get for thinking I’m being clever at 2 in the morning.
My file’s on the way. As usual, I can’t believe I sound like that, but I suppose the mic doesn’t lie…
You’ll get to hear my wonderful voice.
And, I’ll also send a musical remix of my voice file, so you’ll get to hear my phat beats, yo.
Newly added:
Balance
Brachyrhynchos
Crunchy Frog
Steve Wright
I heartily recommend Steve Wright’s contibution as it is an except from my favourite Pooh story.
Aslan2 - I haven’t received anything from you yet?
Actually, give me a minute. Minor technical hitch. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Technical hitch over. Carry on.
Thank you Francesca, for doing this. It’s oddly addictive to listen. And you’re right - Steve Wright’s Pooh passage is quite sustaining!
Very nice.
More new things!
Rasa - showing us we’ve all been pronouncing her username wrongly and sounding marvellous.
and
Me with a Tiddly Pom poem.
You know what we haven’t got? Australians. There must be Australian dopers out there with a microphone. It’s evening in Sydney right now. Go on g’dopers, I dare you.
I’m gonna be able to finish it up on tuesday, due to me forgetting it’s easter holiday.
File has been sent. Sorry for the long wait.