I dunno, but clearly the guy from the Von Bondies is a major wuss to have been whupped up on by that little freak from the White Stripes.
Is that blood on his face or really bad acne?
Homeboy probably said something about the Whites Stripes’ female counterpart. Big bro’s can be waaaaaay overprotective sometimes - I’m 22 and mine still asks: “Where are you going? Who will you be with? What time are you coming home? I’ll kick his ass if he ________,” every time I step out the door. It’s almost enough to make me WANT to move back to the dorms…
Wow, that guy got his ass kicked. I would have gone home and put ice on it instead of embarassing myself by having my hamburger face on the internet.
They’re not really brother and sister, nor are they man and wife.
then again, they could be all of the above.
Seriously though, getting beaten up by Jack White? I’ll bet that bruise was from his handbag.
The White Stripes are former man and wife.
Yeah, Jack White looks like a wuss. Although, there was an interview I saw where he wore a short-sleeved shirt, and his arms looked pretty impressive. Not Henry Rollins impressive, but much more muscular than I would have thought.
well its true that they love one another she loves jack white like a little brother well holly he loves her too but theres just so much that he dont know about her
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA!
Ummm, ok, it’s not that funny. I’m just bitchy today.
That is certainly a level 2 beating.
What do you get with level three?
I heard that Jack got on top and Foresst-Gumped him. I’ve seen that happen once. Yikes.
Possibly, JW should become a professional fighter. He appears to have more talent for fighting than he does for music…
Forgive my ignorance, but “Forrest-Gumped”? Explain, please.
I think he means the scene in the strip joint where he mawls a heckler.
I guess a seven nation army really couldn’t hold him back.
I should have looked closer. There’s apparently a link at the bottom with more information
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You know, this whole East Coast-West Coast thing is getting way out of hand.
Have you been losing sleep as of late, astro? 
Oh, well. An honest mistake, probably. But for the record: no copying of entire articles, please.
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ everybody in Wichita better watch their backs.
Looks like someone is gearing up for a lawsuit. Gosh, I long for the days when men were men and could beat the shit out of each other without crying to their lawyers afterward. Pain and suffering, yeah yeah. Suck it up!
Of course, it would be helpful to know what the other guy looks like before we decide who kicked whose ass.