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In My Humble Opinion
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Man, there are some doosies there. Best of Craiglist.

Sheesh, I thought the pit had the best rants but some of these guys are top freaking notch.

I just spent the last couple hours (off and on of course) reading through some of these, laughing the whole time.
Take notes for the next time you want to drop a rant on the MIL, quality stuff.

My favorites so far is “Middle Aged Women Complaining About Sex”, and next would be “Dear Guy Masterbating In Enoch Pratt” and thirdly (so far) “To My Co-Workers”.

There, that should tide you people over for a few minutes.

2

So far my favorite is 10 reasons why you shouldn’t take shrooms & wear adult diapers

3

I enjoyed Hey crackhead

4

My two favorites are:

Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work

and

The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide

5

I haven’t chosen a favorite yet, but I have to extend my thanks to Uncommon Sense for posting that link. I have laughed so much I scared all the cats off my desk.

6

The Perfect Craigslist Girl, Or So I Thought is really kind of sad :frowning:

7

My favourite will always be Keep Your Goddamn Anal Beads Out of the Dishwasher!

I think I first learned of its sublime joy when someone here made reference to it.

Priceless.

8

While not truly a rant, this couch ad cracked me up.

9

None of these links work for me? I’m guessing the server is down…

10

Nope, they didn’t work for me, either??? I’m @ 12:13 a.m. EST, right now.

11

They work now.

12

Hehe, that one’s good.

13

I like this poor bastard…No More Sex, Please

14

Et Tu, Toilet.

Oh, my ribs hurt.

15

Links blocked at work.

Bastards.

16

Projammer

Just use a web proxy like IPHide :slight_smile:

17

My hats of to you, mystery man with no feet

18

Dung-guppies? That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read.