Hi! Any Orkut members here? (www.orkut.com)
I think I see a hand - you! Yes, you, there. How would you like to invite me to join Orkut? I’m trustworthy, honest I am. I’m a political science major - you’ll be hard-pressed* to find someone more trustworthy. So how’s about an invite, eh? Not so much because I’m trying to meet women - or at least people whose profiles say they’re women - as…ah…for my own edification regarding this innovative new social networking paradigm.
Yes. That’s it exactly. /me holds out hat
*For sufficiently low values of “hard-pressed”.