Wait for it...

…Waiting for it does not in any way make your point more cogent or interesting. In fact, it’s just annoying, as I have demonstrated. Knock it the hell off.

Er, there were supposed to be some pointless blank lines at the top of that OP to demonstrate the stupidity. I think the hamsters didn’t like them.

All I have to say is…

…wait for it…

…Amen, brother.

Dramatic pauses heighten tension. See how tense you are? You have the dramatic pauses to thank for that.

Thanks, pauses!

Three examples?

Yeah well…

wait for it…

I agree.

I agree, it’s astoundingly idiotic.

Yeah yeah yeah, I knew a bunch of you would come and post in the style about which I was complaining. It’s traditional I guess. And now it is time to give you the traditional finger. Nothing personal, you understand. Wouldn’t want to upset tradition and all.

The really quite staggeringly ironic thing is so did you…

Yup, I agree; it’s a pointless and annoying device and for me, it ranks right up there with “Two words:…”.

Yep. Especially when it has been forwarded a million times, and it looks like…

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I predict a lame thread of wait for it jokes.

I see a lame thread of wait for it jokes… :dubious:

Oh, and Bear_Nenno? There’s your three examples, right there.

Ah, but my next one is not so lame.

Wait for it…

I like “wait for it”.

It gets me all excited. . .I’m just like, “ooooo, what could it be? what could it be? they wouldn’t have me waiting for any old thing.”

I am aware of all this, therefore I finger myself as well. Wait, that didn’t sound right…

Ha, I beat you! See, I don’t have to wait for anything! I can just roll my mouse over the thread title and see the contents of your OP without posting anyth…

Crap.