Huh. I always wondered what the professionals used to stir the soup.
It was a fish chowder.
Coney Island whitefish.
I tried to think of a joke about Japanese Tentacle pØrn, but I couldn’t quite manage…
You know, I’d always heard that the Coney Island Blackfish plate was bigger. Is it?
Someone in the kitchen was just using protection while boning a fish.
Whaddya think? 
“Boning a fish” That is hilarious! Especially from someone named seal_cleaner!
“Mommy, mommy! My soup came with a free balloon!”
Maybe it was geoduck chowder http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_073.html
Shouldn’t that be spelled comdoments?
No.
“Condoments,” though… 
“What’s this franger doing in my soup?”
“A liferaft for the fly, ma’am, it was drowning”