Of course! Ted Cruz, and the movement for the Canadian Border Wall! I didn’t see it before, but now its all coming into focus… Oh, wait. No, it isn’t. Never mind.
Boats won’t really be an issue except maybe in the Maine and Washington State areas, since presumably the wall will be built right on the border and thus go right down the middle of four Great Lakes. I for one can’t wait to see this feat of modern engineering!
Just for the record, we aren’t going to pay for it. 
Airplanes I can’t speak about but boats?
I say we chain this ignorant sum-bitch behind a patrol boat & drag him across Lake Ontario by his ankles until his term expires*. This way he can Personally keep an eye on Canada.
*We can have refueling tankers meet the patrol boat and re fill it on the water so it never has to slow futher than half-speed, let alone stop running. The fish have to eat too you know…
Wouldn’t it be easier just to invade Canada and turn it into the 51st state? Those Mounties would be no match for the US Marines.
This is all due to Trump. He says idiotic shit and polls well. Now they want a piece of the action.
When there’s a turd in the swimming pool, swim away from it. You’re gonna have a Hell of a time explaining the shit on you in the general election otherwise.
Ted Cruz missiles.
A simple 700-foot wall of ice should be sufficient to keep out the Canuckistani wilding terrorists, but eventually we will have to deal with Craster’s anchor babies.
Something like 100k Americans fled to Canada during the Vietnam War. A wall would’ve repelled those sap sucking traitors.
It’d be smooth sailing, until they encountered Canada’s deadly not so secret weapon: Tim Hortons.
Don’t forget to put a giant “fuck you” knife on it.
In Soviet Canuckistan, they build wall to keep Americans out!
Seriously, we ain’t taking every slack jawed political pundit claiming, “they’ll move to Canada if…”! New immigration regulations forbid entry to that ilk!
And should y’all elect Trump/Palin, expect that wall to materialize over night!
Just sayin’ !
I’m glad you asked. European as they will handle the cold weather better.
Tell me, how does a man honor his country by enlisting in a war he knows to be wrong?
Can’t we do a giant ice wall like in “Game of Thrones?” I’d be willing to have my tax money spent on that.
Apparently, there’s some magic involved in the GoT wall, but I’m sure we can work that out.
Whoa.
You’ve already fallen prey to Canadian infiltration and subversion. Not me. I won’t allow the international Canadian conspiracy and their beavers to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids.
Perhaps you folks don’t know the maple syrup cartel is wreaking havoc on Wisconsin’s economy, I think a fence on the border would go a long ways to stop that junk from coming into the country.
Shouldn’t be a problem. Most Republican policy proposals would require a significant degree of magic to work in the first place. No reason this wall should be any different.
Ah drollery. Perhaps my sense of humor glitched and my suspicions are unfounded. Apologies tendered.
I wish I’d come up with that one.
Poutine