Everyone knows Scott Walker is mentally ill.
So why don’t his handlers commit him? He must have paid off all the psyche nurses in Wisconsin.
He forgot all about the border between Alaska and Canada.
Well, a wall along the border with Canada would’ve saved a lot of trouble during Prohibition.
What we actually need is an EMF blockade to keep out certain Canadian popular music.
This does nothing to dispel my notion that Republicans are fucking morons.
In the Illinois waterway, south of Chicago, there are a few places that have electrification of the channel. This is to help prevent asian carp, an invasive species, from reaching Lake Michigan. Maybe this technology can be utilized as an extension of the wall through the Great Lakes.
Gov. Walker, Stupid Fuck.
Republican leader.
Sarah Palin is locked and loaded to protect that border, so it’s not an issue.
What about the border between Alaska and Russia? That’s where we need a fence, to protect us from the godless commie bastards!
Can’t let Trump corner all the crazy.
Let’s not forget to build one around Hawai’i!
He should be boasting the Canadian’s have volunteered to pay for and electrify the wall!
Yeah, you guys scoff, but certain highly-placed officials, who I’d like to name but can’t for security reasons, indicate that ISIS has a top-secret plan to equip herds of moose with explosive vests and drive them across the border. Hence the urgency.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper and easier to build a wall around Wisconsin to keep him in?
How do these idiot wall building cretins propose to deal with boats and airplanes?
Boats? Torpedoes of course!
Airplanes? Sparrows carrying coconuts.
Hey, it might work.
We need to act now before they blow those meeses to pieces.
The wall is needed to keep out the moose-lims.
European sparrows or African sparrows?
Wait, there’s no chance they get it finished before the next election, right? Scampering across the border before the Canadians close it was my “Ted Cruz Wins!” option.
You mean that Canadian guy who is running?
Artillery.
But EMF were a British band, not Canadian. Besides, it’s a couple of decades too late to prevent “Unbelievable” from being a hit.