Au contraire! we ran into trouble because we didn’t have any!
When we arrived in England, we realised we had forgotten sunscreen, so we bought a couple of tubes, just in case. Cost the Earth compared to prices in Canada.
Then we hit the Lake District and a “wee mist” as our B&B host called it. Being from the dry prairies, we called it a downpour.
We found we had overpacked and to lighten our load, we ditched the sunscreen, amongst other things. It was obviously not going to be needed.
You know where this is going? :smack:
Once we left the Lake district, we had uninterrupted sunshine for several days, unprecedented for Yorkshire - beautiful clear blue skies and hot sun. Mrs Piper was wearing hiking shorts and developed bad sunburn on her right knee and calf - because we were always walking east, her right leg got all the sun.
By the time we got to Keld, it was blistering and infected. :smack: :smack:
Fortunately, our host at the Keld B&B, Tony, was ex-Army and had a massive first aid kit. He patched up the sunburn for Mrs P with antibiotic cream and sterile dressings, while Mrs Tony plied her with hot sweet tea “just to keep your strength up, dear”. Tony warned us to get some additional antibiotic cream when we got to Richmond the next day.
When we got to Richmond, we got a couple of tubes of antibiotic cream. Again, pricey compared to Canadian prices, but we were not going to skimp. Got two extra-large tubes. As well, we’d booked Richmond as a rest day, so Mrs P could take it easy while I climbed the towers of Richmond Castle.
Then the next day, we hiked the next stage and got to our next B&B at Ingleby Cross. We turned on the tv.
News item: Animal rights activists were upset with a pharmaceutical company because of animal testing, and announced that they’d broken into the factory and contaminated the antibiotic cream that the company made.
The pharmaceutice company denied that there had been a break-in, but out of abundance of caution was advising consumers to discard certain lots of it, just in case.
We checked the tubes of antibiotic cream. Yup. Made by that pharmaceutical company. :smack: :smack: :smack:
Checked the lot number. Yup. On the discard list. :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
Into the rubbish bin it went.
As it turned out, the day off in Richmond and the excellent care from Tony and Mrs Tony in Keld had done the trick, so Mrs P was able to keep going even without the antibiotic cream.
Moral of the story: buy sunscreen and antibiotic cream in the US before you go, and do not discard the sunscreen, even if you are getting the forty days of rain following St Swithin’s Day.