I like a deal as much as the next person and we (the wifey and I) really needed a new gas grill. We prefer Target for the general miscellaneous shopping but they don’t stock shit for grills. K-mart, diddo. HomeDepot, Sears, Menards, and the like all came up short for what I was looking for - something sturdy, inexpensive, and aesthetically pleasing. And large. Walmart happened to have the best grill for the money. It has two burners inside, one on the outside to the left and a wet sump on the right. The covers over the external grill and the wet sump flip open and are actually small counter top type table thingies. Pretty cool. You may notice that the grill dropped down in price from $225 to $200, on the website. In reality the grill is selling for as little as $150 in certain stores in Milwaukee. This is the crux of the problem.
I had my eye on the price as fall approached, I knew it would drop down as they make room for their winter and Christmas stock. They originally had 9 in stock and the floor model at the $225 price (a good price still, but I knew it would come down). As weeks wore on I watched the price drop to $215 with 3 left. This was just a couple of weeks ago. Do we wait for the price to drop further and risk them being sold out or do we buy now and take our chances? Buy now, was the consensus after having spoken to an official Walmart employee who informed us that we have 15 days to get a price adjustment if the price falls even further yet. Good enough for me and wife. Pick the thing up take it home and then spend the next four fucking hours putting the thing together. They offered free assembly, but I saw how sloppily the display model was put together and I declined the offer. After all, I am a construction worker for chrissakes, should only take an hour or so to assemble right?
Fast forward to 14 days later, next trip to Walmart (probably for diapers or cat litter or something) and I stroll back to the grill display and find that the price has gloriously dropped to $180. Tell the wife, who immediately produces reciept out of purse, and heads on over to the service desk for a credit refund or some such transaction that would give us the difference of $35. Not to be.
Turns out the original official Walmart employee who gave us the ‘15 day’ information was actually Satan in disguise, or not, depending on your view of Walmart. This happens to be my wifes most Biggest, Largest, Megga-est, Turns into Truck Driver Mouth, pet peeve on the planet which is getting screwed and/or lied to.
Apparently we only have seven days to get a price correction and that is apparently generous because they don’t really do this for clearence items, which this grill also apparently was. A lot of things are apparent. Including the fact that I never want to be on the recieving end of the insane ranting person whom I married. But I did enjoy watching the service clerk squirm. Us threatening to never darken their doors again seemed to lend no weight to the discussion.
The proverbial ‘can I talk to your manager’ person that showed up ten minutes later also confirmed this. Even though we were told previoulsy untrue information by a Walmart employee which caused us to purchase said item at the time we did, that mattered not. They wanted a name and description of the employee that steered us wrong and we were unable to recall exactly what the person looked like. I thought he might have been an older black person and the wife was sure he a high-schoolish white dude. Even with our combined descriptions they were unable to produce an employee that would have been working that day that even remotely resembled him, or maybe her. Had we known we were going to get screwed we would have taken better notes.
Anyway, we left the store dejected. A lesson learned I guess. “I did have a cool grill though”, I thought to myself. No matter what happened I would still have the grill, right? Because even at $215 it was a nice grill.
Enter the wifes great idea;
Let’s take back the grill and buy a different one at the reduced price. “But, but, but I just spent half a night putting the damn thing together.” Besides that, I destroyed the box and all the styrofoam that it came in. She finally agreed, that would be more hassle than it’s worth. This was no easy task, the wife hates to get screwed, or one-upped.
Next plan;
Buy new grill at this store and return it to different local Walmart with original reciept. Now you’re thinking!! Easy way out and $35 dollars ahead.
Plan goes off without a hitch, except that I may have slipped a disk draggin that grill from store to store, but that $35 dollars may as well have been the equivolent to World Peace as far as the wife is concerned. We win, they loose. And I mean really loose. As we waited to get the refund at store number two, the three year old let loose the contents of his stomach on the shopping cart and the service desk area in general. Seems that semi-digested hot dogs, chocolate milk, Oreos and Fruit-Loops can make a god-awful looking mess on the floor.
I swear that was not planned.
We just saw the grill for sale (they had two left, one and the display model) at Walmart number two for $150. I looked at the wife and said with as much seriousness as I could muster, “Don’t even think about it”.