Wanna see what happened to Tiger? "Next" best thing to actual video . . .

Courtesy of Hong Kong’s Next Media. In Chinese, but pretty self explanatory from 0:15 onward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

ETA: Also more from 0:55 on . . .

Pretty damn funny. And likely very close to the truth.