Want to date a cougar?

[willthekittensurvive]

forget Axe

get Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men.

To wine and dine Sasha, a 450-pound Siberian tiger at the Bronx Zoo, try serving beef and rabbit. To lure him for a snack, whip out the frozen treats his zookeepers call “bloodcicles.” But to really get his olfactory engines running, you need the secret weapon: Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men.

My ex and me spent the last 3 months trying to find a sent that worked for me, and the sent we both liked was Obsession

[EvilTOJ]

I usually use bait traps filled with Island Mist and Axe body spray.

[Sage_Rat]

Scent

[Maggie_the_Ocelot]

I approve of this thread.

[Hypno-Toad]

I dunno. Seems sort of catty.

[Covered_In_Bees]

@Maggie_the_Ocelot

I approve of this thread.

I most certainly do not approve of this thread.

I feel very misled and deceived by the OP.

[thelurkinghorror]

@Covered_In_Bees

I most certainly do not approve of this thread.

I feel very misled and deceived by the OP.

You like them tanned, slender, and living from Yukon to the Andes, huh? The title does have a falsehood, but I’m not disappointed. One you go striped you never go… uh… I’ll think of one.

[postcards]

Another fine example of a thread title/user name.