Suppose you had to have sex with...

…an animal.

What animal would you choose and why?

I’m thinking a penguin 'cause there just sooo damn cute. Second choice would be an oyster because …well… blush. I’ve heard a horse would be good because you’d always have a ride home afterwards.

So tell me, what animal would you choose?

Oh come on. You know you want to answer.

:smiley:

Um, I’d pick a chick, or a fox :slight_smile:

It’d probably have to be a goat, or maybe a horse. heheheheeheheheeheheheh. [j/k]

neigh! whinny!

Riiiiight. Well, then I guess if I said pig, you’d squeal as well as grunt. :wink:

I’ve been called both. Does that count? :wink:
As for me, I’d have to say my favorite sweet honeybear. Grrrrrrrrwl!

You’re pretty damn sick, Whammo. I love it.

I suppose I’d work my way up from the bottom of the animal kingdom and work my way to the top.

Definitely a Spider.
:wink:

I guess I’ll pass on this one but for anyone condsidering hampsters you should remember to wrap them in duct tape as they have a tendency to explode.

EEWWWW

I’ll have to think about it…now it would have to be a big animal. :smiley: Alrighty then, that settles it! I’m having sex with the Blue Whale.

::Silo straps on an oxygen tank and prepares to dive into the deep blue sea::

:::NO WAIT!! I REALLY DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS!:::

He’s big and hairy.

You people are all filthy!!

I love it … keep it up (no pun intended)

Whaddaya mean, “Suppose”? I shag my ferret on a daily basis :smiley:

I take Homo sapiens,
I’ve heard it behaves like an animal some times.:):D:):smiley:

I’d take Christina Ricci, I’d say she’d be like a Kangaroo on a spacehopper.

I’ll stick with my LIONsob.

These two threads were juxtaposed on the board:

Suppose you had to have sex with…
Satan, Chef Troy, & Maggie’s Ass

Oh, the humanity!

What kind of sex Whammo?