Wouldn’t it kick the shit out of you?
I don’t think I would be brave enough to approach a horse form behind with my pants down…
Also, Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear zippers.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL - That just hit me as really funny
I’d go for a mule. Nice and big, but sterile. …not that it matters.
Wrong, I squeal like a pig for nobody!
Sorry Whammo. I once tried to screw a penguin, but I couldn’t find the hole. She was cute, but not worth the trouble.
A puffin. Yep, stuffin’ a puffin.
Maybe a stork. Dorkin’ a stork.
Or a Doberman Pinscher? Do a Dobie?
Possibly a rabbit! Ram a rabbit!
How about a wildebeest? Screw a gnu!
A duck!
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all…
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger-bang an orangutan.
Orgy at the zoo.
::pauses for applause::
I’m still debating if I should hit the submit button.
Damn smilies.
Definitely a Bjork, although I am not sure what species she is categorized under.
Well PurpleBear and SpiderWoman come to mind. 
- A couple of the seven dwarves go to the local Catholic Church and knock on the door. Doc asks the nun, if they have any dwarf nuns. When she answers no, Docs laughs and shouts, “Dopey screwed a penguin.” *
Trkr
I hear that sheep are most like a woman. I don’t know if the sheep have a G-Spot though.
There was this guy, who was traveling through the desert on his camel, and he hadn’t gotted laid in over a year. Finally, he decides to give in and just fuck the camel. So he gets off the camel, pulls his pants down, gets ready to do the deed, and, when the camel figures out what’s going on, runs off. So he’s chasing the camel accross the desert with his pants down, and finally catches up. This time he ties the camel up first, but alas, the camel breaks free and runs away. This time, when he catches up to the camel, he notices off in the distance a broken down car with a beautiful woman standing next to it.
Not just any beautiful woman, but The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. As he approaches, she says, “Oh, hi, I’d do anything if you could fix my car.”
“Really,” says the man, “anything?”
“Anything at all,” says the buxom babe.
The man (who, incidentally, used to be a mechanic) proceeds to fix the car in a record 43.2 seconds.
“That’s great!” remarks the beautiful woman, “now, what do you want me to do for you?”
“Can you hold my camel?”
An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
said “there is one thing I do know
A woman is fine
a boy is divine
but una llama est numero uno”
OH!! A glass full of earthworms! You wouldn’t even have to move, they’d do all the work for you!
A horse. I love horses!
But I would settle for a human hung like one.
friedo, you aren’t going to tell jokes like that at the gathering, are you?
Whammo…worms? ick…
Hampster Style
I’m surprised no one mentioned a kitten–that way you could say you got a little pussy.
An octopussy.