Want to hear about my new invention?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have no doubt AngelicGemma will be replying soon enough, shaking her head in shame for having a strange friend like me…but oh well. Who wants to hear about my new invention?

But first a little backstory. Coming out of the student bar after another comedy night a friend, who shall remain nameless for now, had spilt his drink onto my jacket. Rather than wear or carry a wet, and beer-smelling jacket I decided to tie it around my waist to let it “air”. That’s when it came to me…

MAN SKIRTS!

Maybe you need the pocket capacity of a coat but you don’t want to wear that extra layer. I mean, how many men are tired of “wallet bulge”? with a manskirt those problems are solved. It’s the fashionable version of a utility belt!
So…how many can I sign you up for?

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Sorry. :slight_smile:

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I have this idea for circular, rolling things that could be used to move heavy objects.

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He’s been talking about this for days… :smiley:

Sighs, shakes head and leaves

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I should be sad but then at least:

  1. I’m not actually crazy to think of it
  2. I can actually get one :smiley:
  3. Hi Opal!

If you think it’s embarrassing now…

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If you wear a kilt, you must not wear underpants, boxer shorts or employ other methods of testicular restraint - it’s in the rules.

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Sarong

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What’s sarong about it? I may not wear one, but if it thrills the Tick - who am I to judge?