http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1668000/1668872.stm
A gravity map.
Whoa, slow down, tubby! You’re not in India yet!
What was I referencing? Come on, you know.
Bizarre.
Still, I can definitely recommend a visit to India as a way of losing weight (which I thought this thread was going to describe). Last time I was there - Bombay - I went down with some sort of bacterial infection (to use the medical terminology, “the trots”) that took several days to go away. Everything I ate or drank zipped through me at the speed of sound. Lost 5 lbs!