I don’t know about laundry… but I could do just fine doing the grocery shopping… I watch Food Network all the time. 
Us men only have so many skills… 
SNARF!
While I understand the spirit in which the OP was written, I can’t believe that opinions such as “women are better at grocery shopping/laundry” still persist…
Bah. i’ve considered getting a husband w/o sex for the same reasons, I like men better than women for interpersonal interactions. There is so much less bullshit when dealing with men and I can feel alot more comfortable with one. Too bad i’m not gay.
All i want is a husband w/o there being any sexual attraction between us. Somewhere between a best friend and a husband is what i’d like. We’d talk and go to movies and share personal stories, but still have lives and maybe even date other people but we’d always come before the women. Bros before hos.
Sorry, not original, been done before. Judy…Seyfert?
::digs out resources from shelf::
Syfers, not Seyfert.
http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/wife.html
Apparently ran in the very first issue of Ms. Magazine.
scout1222: How about four out of five? Okay, three out of five. 
(Boy, now I look like a stalker; having called you "the lovely scout1222 in the Nanaimo Bar thread in Café Society! :o )
I think you mean husband.
Man I am so onboard with your idea trublmakr! Per the General 's suggestion I think a gay man-wife would be just the thing! The house would be spotless, the clothes all neatly arranged, and the clothes he would pick out have real verve and style, not the awful, ham handed “wifey” style so many women think looks good in men’s clothes. The house would be decorated in a comfortable, yet elegant manly style, not randomly festooned with cutsey crap and country kitsch.
The toilet set lid would be up most of the time. He would scan the weekend papers for interesting things to go to, and being a decisive man he would book reservations ahead!
Everything would be on track schedule wise because gay men are usually well organized. They’re like like human Palm Pilots! And if he wanted to say something he’d say it, no beating around the bush and playing that favorite female game of “Telepathic Avenger” AKA “Guess what I’m thinking, cause I sure as hell not going to come right out and tell you, and god forbid if you guess wrong”.
And best of all I’d come home and he’d have dinner ready. and we’d sit down and talk about nothing at all unless we wanted to!!! A hearty grunt, an appreciative nod would be all the communication necessary.
Ahh… bliss.
WANTED: GOOD WOMAN
Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor.
PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF BOAT.
Which 3, Johnny? Because if it’s the lesser ones that aren’t met, well…
(Now I have to cruise over to CS to find the other thread!)
scout1222: Well, I’m not big on housecleaning. I do do laundry, but I’m not very enthusiastic about it. But I like to cook, and that’s not on your list.
giggles madly on both counts Oh, honey, you are so in for a surprise.