Warning! Do not use WinAmp to run your nuclear reactor.

Dammit. There go my plans for next month.

Oh, crap. I need to get some new software, fast!!

See if you play Beatles’s records and then use the output from the visualizer to control the temperature you can keep it from mel. . …

oh nevermind.

Funny, winamp is controlling Grandma’s Iron Lung just fine.

So much for playing Wagner whilst launching your missiles…

Oh, no no no. You can use WinAmp while using weapons systems. You just can’t use it to run your weapons system.

Now you tell me! :eek:

EVERYBODY RUN FOR IT!!!

Okay, that was a false alarm. I’m not running the weapons system on Winamp. I’ve got it all on Windows M-

Hey! Where are you all going?

First my mailbox gets flooded with KLEV virus spam, now this.

Can’t you Windows people mess up your own stuff? :wink:

That still doesn’t explain WinAmp’s bizarre ABBA fixation.

It really whips the llama’s ass!

This kind of thing is just what I need to hear in the yards during nuclear refueling…

Actually WWIII was narrowly averted when a terrorist group back in the early 90s had programmed a launch sequence. Unfortunately, what they had used was Win386, and it froze with a fatal system error. They expect to have it running again real soon now.

Actually Poly, I believe that was a hardware error.

Damnable Commodores…