Warning: Read this Forum Post Firmly.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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A saw this in another forum, it comes from a very bad (and real) anime-furry porn site.

WARNING

Read this warning sentence firmly.

There is a place where the image which a minor can’t read, a sentence, an expression are contained in our homepage.
When a minor reads these, it is likely to violate a constitution. leans to those contents as well based on the idea of Tojyo very much.
The articles that a general person hurts feelings are contained, too.
Tojyo is the place where it is established privately here.

Minor.

Person who can’t understand adulthood comics.

Person who can’t understand my work.

Person who can’t understand a Kemono work.

Person who can’t distinguish fancy from the reality.

Person who is assuming a social position and who is being searched for.

Feminist.

person whose heart is weak.

Person who thinks that common sense is absolute.

Person whose intention that this sentence is read and which it begins to get angry at is limited.

Person who can’t understand the meaning of these sentences.

The above forbids the perusal of our homepage.

Besides, there is a more interesting place innumerably.
Go there.

We aren’t responsible at all even if this warning is ignored and mental damage arises to you physically.
These things are understood, and it thinks that the one that it had our homepage read was approved of.
And, the person that the person who entered inside entered directly judges that it was approved of without a condition without reading this sentence.

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Well, don’t say you weren’t warned.

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**Person who can’t understand the meaning of these sentences. **

Uhm, I’ll take ME for $100, Alex.

I’m curious about the more interesting place innumerably.

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I guess one should give credit to people who slap up a Babelfish translation on a webpage instead of assuming that everyone speaks the same language. But “Read this warning sentence firmly” to caution people about the existence of pornographic images? :smiley:

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This looks like some of the stuff in our voter’s pamplet.
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For those who were wondering, The state of Oregon mails voter’s pamphlets, (small books actually), to all registered voters prior to the election. These contain candidates’ bios and statements, ballot measures, and arguements for and against said measures. A real fun read.

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Reminds me of the blurb on the back of the chopsticks that comes with my chinese food. Something along the lines of “Welcome to glonious(sic) and tipical(sic) of chinese cultual(sic)”

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

:: ducks ::

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[Obligatory link]
www.engrish.com
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There’s a Vietnamese place down the street whose menu proudly offers “fried nookie.”

Have at it.

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Major.

Person who are not minor person, or are taller than minor person.

Person who are not skinny minor being, or are larger than skinny minor being.

Person who are big constellation, or are not minor little constellation, and know then that little constellation not allowed to be big constellation due to Einstein, and Newton, and Clinton.

Person who is not border skirmish, but larger conflict, like Big Mac vs. Whopper, and can see implications on pornographic scale of pickles vs. relish.

Person who is not in market of less than 50,000 households, and knows that Coca-Cola advertising budget is not to be wasted on initiatives that will waste executive pay.

Person with over twelve inches.

Person below which rank we will not make contact – Baghwans, Lamas, Gurus, Democratic district leaders, or above, please.

Gairloch
(Ministers sought. No experience necessary.)

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(sniff) I love this place.

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Hahahaha. And I thought the various restaurants around here which offer “Bum Bum Chicken” were bad enough.

So have you tried it, then? If you have, what does it taste like?

Note to self: must remember to again check Chinese restaurnt menus for wacky items and such.

F_X

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Flammy! Where can I find Bum Bum Chicken? More than one place?

I kept a jar of “Sweet Gelatinous Mutant Coconut” that I bought at a local grocer’s for quite some time before I relented and gave it to Douglas Coupland. (Shameless name-dropper. Bad kitty.)

Is it more than a hunch that restaurants that serve it are likely to be doing a high volume of business with a certain import company?

Golly, googling around for them, I find they have zero web-presence, and apart from the salacious, but unrelated, websites you’d expect to find with those search-terms, there’s nothing but health warnings galore. Yipes! Probably 20% of the stuff in my cupboards has been imported by them. Ah well, I’m doing all right, and I’m not about to give up my dried black fungus.

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It tastes like chicken, of course. What did you expect? :slight_smile:

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Main ruling enforcement priority for Correctly Aligned Idiot Plank is making not to be offensive personal being maker.