I’ll be honest and say I have no idea what the hell made me think of this idea, but it came to me anyway. Pick a show, or movie, or band, or whatever. Now, put them in a wartime situation and tell us about it. Will N’Sync out dance the German Army? Will Buffy liberate us from france? No time to wonder now, because it’s time for…
Viet-Hamtaro!
Tat-tat-tat! Boss heard. All I ever here is the gunfire, and the sound of my own company running for the nearest trench. Tat-tat-tat, Badda badda badda. The field hamster shook his head.
Suddenly a new sound caught his attention. “Hekatt!”
It was Oxnard! He was the loveable goofball of the troop, not at all like that hot-headed orange-furred bastard. “Oxy!” Boss called, running to the fallen soldier’s side.
Oxnard was hit hard, clutching his precious sunflower seed over the wound in an attempt to cover it up. It was a futile gesture though, as the blood seeped around it and into the ham’s gray and white fur. “Boss…” Oxy coughed. “I…I’m sorry. I tried to be a good…”
“You stupid kid!” Boss screamed through his tears. “Didn’t I tell you that stupid sunflower seed would get you killed?”
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I really have no idea where I wanted to go with this, but what the hey. I’m bored. 